the day my bank divorced me

Dear Mr. Thompson:

We here at World Bank regret to tell you that we will be terminating our partnership with you effective immediately. Our records show that you do not keep enough funds in your bank account to justify keeping it open.

We are expanding and taking on much more valuable clientele and must make room for them. Our plans for this company are advancing at a great pace, one that we believe you cannot keep up with.

We are growing apart, our interests are diverging from yours, and we must move on with other clientele that better align with the plans of World Bank. 

This letter is also to inform you that your accounts will be closed on March 15, 2025.

We encourage you to stop by the branch of World Bank nearest to your home to withdraw your funds. If you need assistance with your lines of credit, our tellers will be more than happy to assist you.

Feel free to consider us again for all your banking needs… if your financial situation improves.

All the best,

World Bank, Inc.

(By Malcolm B.)

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